"Terrible service. Half of our table was done eating before the other half got their food. Food was luke-warm. Asked 3x before getting beverage refill. Had to ask to get silverware and straws."
"Make sure you bring your own "w" as this particular bungalow didn't feel the need to supply one."
"Not so much a loft as a cookie-cutter apartment from the 70s with high ceilings. The dog's cute though."
"Try to get there on a day when the dog's there but the boyfriend's away."
"We went at 2pm and there was only one server on. After 5 minutes of waiting I used a walkie-talkie at the host desk to ask for a server to come seat us. The buffet closed at 2 and we walked out."