"Cute security guard, eye candy for the lesbians that live around here!;)"
"Where to go if u wanna feel better about yourself...deep down inside u know everyone else looks worse...;)"
"If you don't pick up your dog's poo, there's a good chance another dog can get sick! Prepare yourself for vomit and diarrhea all over!"
"Try cutting cat poo out of matted fur, off a long hair hinalayan no less"