"Stupid move to discontinue the meatballs..."
"No need to roll your eyes at me when I ask for ketchup and when the kitchen screws up an order, yell at them, not the person who ordered it..."
"Baristas...please don't try so hard to start conversation...one topic fine, multiple is too awkward."
"Bad idea not to take credit cards...now my business goes elsewhere..."
"Do not expect the full menu shown on the website on event nights..."
"So...if you're gonna have free wifi, make sure the help knows the friggin' password..."