"There's always a bigger fish."
"Pro Tip: Only the red chairs in the waiting room have arm rests."
"Doesn't matter what time you get here, at least an hour wait before you see your doctor."
"Don't be a puss! Get the 1800 Margarita!"
"Don't forget to look for textbooks! Cheaper than campus!!"
"Get there early if you want a desk! Otherwise it is the conference room for you!!"