"Ryan gives the best massages ever!!!"
"This is a trek to get to if you live in Dallas so you better have money to spend and load up!"
"Come for random Asian karaoke hour!"
"Cabbage crunch at the salad bar tastes like potato chips! Try it!!! Super relish!"
"You can walk around with a beer!!!! It's an awesome daytime date."
"Come here for coffee come back again for Ruth!"