"Where's the turn down service at? The service here sucks....."
"DJ TowTruck is the best. Ever."
"Rockey gets regular beatings now. Actually quite entertaining."
"Free parking during summer celebration, courtesy of Reliable Towing!! Park in the back lot, close to summer cel, and your car will be safe! From your friends at Reliable Towing!"
"Stay away from "The Good, Bad & Ugly" Burger....It'll get REAL ugly later in the night."