Kristy Hammon

"Tell Vanessa that Kristy says haiii!!"

"come see kelli.. she is as nice as her boobies are large. stay off though. they are mine."

"Don't forget to give Jaiden an Alabama Hot Pocket and Kelly an Alakan pipeline."

"Don't make the bartender mad or she will punch you in your fartbox."

"Tap your foot twice in the mens room and dougee will appear."

"The womens restroom is disguesting. No toilet paper."