"Get the bacon wrapped hot dog. For an extra $2 you can smother it in nacho cheese. DO IT!"
"Don't go to Noah's. This place is way better and you're supporting the little guy."
"Good omelette if you don't mind the food poisoning that comes with it."
"Sushi grade rare tuna was cooked well done and was chewy. Ripoff."
"Watch your step. People use the garage like it's a public toilet."