Mary Walker

"Thanks hipster whitey ppl for putting bacon in the crab cakes. And for the deconstructed chicken soup. Wtf."

"Dear no pork eat'n ppl. I just found bacon in my crab cake. Who does that? Ninfaritas still bueno."

"You would think the soothing live music would mellow everyone out- but the goldchainBagger was still angrily smacking all of my groceries into the cart. He needs a hug and some buddy bucks."

"Black Friday lines year round."

"My flautas were ice cold :-/"

"Music selection today is the Go! Team in Spanish. I'm totally going to buy flannel shirts now."