"Buy at Nordstrom. They stand behind their sales. LV looks for a reason to blame you if something goes wrong."
"The best ginger martini ever."
"14th floor is formally designated for pets. If you don't travel with animals you may not enjoy the barking dogs. There is also a faint smell of ursine/freshly shampooed carpet. 19th floor is awesome."
"This place has awesome, authentic Mexican food. Don't be deterred by the person who wants plantains. Think Mexican not Nicaraguan. And the Margaritas are awesome!"
"Listen for the rooster crow when you open the door!"