"Best spicy hot buffalo burger in town and hottest bloody mary in the world if you can tolerate the loud punk music. Just don't go on a Sunday when this place smells like vomit."
"This place rules. Try the chilangos."
"Mini corn dogs with curry ketchup"
"Good, inexpensive beers! And the sweet potato fries."
"Picnic on the table under the shade of the tree!"