"waited 35 to get one of the apps, 15 after that I got my entree and app at the same time, 20 after that, my friend got her entree. was offered a cookie when i politely complained. never going back"
"produce is expensive and usually close to or already rotten"
"make sure you guard your butthole"
"this is a tip for the restaurant, the marsala needs to be cut thinner, and given a flour dredging before frying. sauce is wonderful, strawberries are great, I'm into a more traditional marsala prep"
"steak was almost entirely fat, asparagus was over cooked, potatoes were great. service meh. not going back."