"Always busy, this place needs faster service. Plan on waiting 10-15 minutes for a 'to go' order most mornings."
"This place sucks SO bad. Hate that it's so close"
"Peanut butter crunch. Tastes better than you thought possible."
"This place is really, really cheap."
"Moe loves the 99 cent tennis balls. (NOTE: Moe is a dog.)"
"The crazy old ladies make Sunday brunch more interesting"