"it's super cheap but as they say, you get what you pay for. Don't move here."
"great coffee, seriously, it's a thrice daily habit now! Also, Dexter is playing every Wednesday!"
"The pool has a bar on the weekends and the steam and sauna are ALWAYS empty!"
"Read the menus for a good game of Count the Typoes!"
"Don't leave your beercans in here."