"Best burgers you will ever eat!"
"People keep complaining it is slow, but it is because it is made fresh to order. So just relax and enjoy!"
"Wonderful selection of Voluspa candles. Crisp Champagne is my favorite!"
"Cheese enchiladas are deliciosa!"
"Get there early and eat at either Jacks or Dos Coyote."
"Come for the fishin, shootin, eatin, and gossipin!"