"Pak Dul Mu'I'd sekarang jadi ketua Progdi Perpajakan...."
"Nyabut 1 helai kumis si-bapak, gratis 1 piring *dilempar kemuka* °º°..н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ẉ̣̣̂к̲̣̣̥ẉ̣̣̂ḳ̣̣̌̇̇̇̇..н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ẉ̣̣̂к̲̣̣̥ẉ̣̣̂ḳ̣̣̌̇̇̇̇..º°°"
"Kemahalan.. Nasgor ϑi wonodri 10nopember, 10rb dapat 1.5porsi nasgor babat+telor.."
"Lasagna ʼn cheese fried rice... Hmmmmmmm yummmyyyyyy"
"Banyak nomer telpon psk ϑi toilet"
"Kalo minggu pagi, antrinya ampuuuuuuunnn jekk"