"Full bottles stack by the cooler, empties left of the fridge. Thus is so we do not pull a muscle hoisting the bottles to the cooler."
"Cover your damn food when you microwave it."
"Watch out for the wanna be bikers in spandex."
"Can't use the toilet after bars close even if you buy sumthin."
"Kinda shady today, keep your eyes open."
"This is one big mofo! You can wash your rugs in that thing."