"The soda here tastes like piss."
"You must get the new Buffalo Wings. The best!"
"Best sandwiches of all time. Dint forget to try the new hot & spicy cherry pepper relish."
"Vegetarians beware... If you order a veggie burger here the staff will make fun of you in Spanish behind your back."
"Do yourself a favor and try the new cookies for desert."
"The "you pick two" is the way to go."