"Get some seasoned oyster crackers."
"Little know fact a substantially high amount of ex professors who worked in this building got cancer. Good thing it's getting torn down. Cancer FTW."
"Kill a full rack then enter into an amazing meat induced coma."
"Don't come here on the 1st weekday of the month. Crazy."
"Dont show up early she wont be ready."
"Try and beat shoua and pat, just try."