"Trader Joe's has the best bananas in the world. Upon feeding my pet chimpanzee a hand of these magical fruits he evolved into a gorilla. Thank goodness I didn't spring for the 29¢ "organic" bananas."
"You would think they would give you a good amount of chips to go with your guacamole but you would be wrong. Such a stingy amount of chips for 3 bucks"
"This cantina bowl changed my life. I want to go open a joint checking account with it. If it were a woman I would not mind going furniture shopping at IKEA with it, the Cantina Bowl is that good!"
"Very mediocre field, lots of lumps and some patches. Makes ball control difficult at times. Great size for 8v8 football."
"Customer service is terrible, long lines at the returns and exchanges desk. Be prepared to wait."
"This stop is currently under some construction for expansion, platforms are open on both sides but some access stairways are closed. Starting to look good though."