"Sherman is an outstanding person in management. Any issues...just ask for Sherman to get it figured out."
"The best barbeque in Butler County. Too bad you can only get it through catering. Call 515-250-2855 to plan your next birthday, wedding, anniversary, graduation, or divorce celebration."
"Count your cans before you go to verify thrower accuracy. If you have any glass bottles in bags they will not be counted and the keep them. This is to try to keep people from putting glass in bags."
"Watch your speed through Janesville."
"Your friendly Iowa State Patrol like patrolling this stretch of highway."