"Remember to replace the soil after you've finished"
"Had great food and served by a very friendly waitress although all the staff were and reasonably priced."
"Great bacon sandwich. Pity the eggs were fertilised"
"The first beach ( mainly straight but still nude). Serves cheaper alcohol"
"Bring a spare razor with you. The women are quite hairy, facially"
"Stay on your train and put the shot tip from out of your mind. It's better that way"