"New bathroom code 3674. You're welcome."
"Bathrooms are ok, but no manservant."
"Free bathrooms, one time some dude stole my stuff. It was worth 30 dollars."
"Free restrooms are in the back, Classy."
"Free bathrooms, but keep an eye on those dirty ticket takers."
"I don't think they even let people use the bathrooms here, fascists."