"Diana has been cutting my hair here for more than two years. I'll never sit in anyone else's chair."
"There's no soup or ice cream here, not sure what they are talking about!"
"Service so slow... Waited 25 mins longer than quoted by hostess. Getting a table would have been nicer if we didn't wait so long for coffee!"
"Cheapest prices in a ten block radius. But prepare to wait for your car.... Zzz"
"You can design your own scent here! Great prices and knowledgable staff."
"Order delivery from here often. Picked up take out today, just as good!"