"Always long lines in the morning. Only one register open! Cub around the corner is so much faster!"
"Try Root-1 wine. It's really good!"
"15 minutes to get a toasted bagel with cream cheese, and it wasn't even toasted all that well. Drive the extra mile to The Depot, they have better coffee, better chai, and they're faster!"
"New management! Lived here for 2.5 years. Moving out ASAP!"
"Horrible, horrible, horrible!! Owner sits at bar, drunk, and yells at patrons, we even saw him get physical violent. Food took an hour and it was over cooked, NOT fine dining and NOT child friendly."