"Totally the most goth bar I've been to in Vegas. Drinks as delicious as baby's blood."
"Try the Moron-Fried Rice, it's stupid good! End the night with some Little Fat-Man Noodle, it's totally phat."
"OMG GET THE OLIVE POPPERS"
"ALL THE CHEESE EATING!!!"
"I'm so bummed that the HIP Stake Out closed down. I guess this place will have to do, even though they don't have pickles in a hot dog bun here."