"Can never go wrong with a nice refreshing Raj!"
"I will never fly Spirit again. No wonder they're being sued for billions! I would comment on their horrible customer service, but the fact of the matter is that it does not exist!"
"They'll pretty much make you whatever you want if you just start calling out ingredients, trust me."
"I just spent EIGHT dollars on one bagel and a small side salad. Sheesh! Don't plan on eating here!"
"Best late-night burros!"