"Watch out for the turkey that lives on this road and hangs out at the ABC store."
"If your just browsing the deli, don't stand so close to the case if you don't want to be asked if you need service."
"Pebble creek is now the Granite at Taylor's. Really nice staff. If your getting satellite you may want to wait a couple of months, they're getting ready to put one on all of the apartments roof"
"Buy a bag of the Sumatra!"