"We're all gamers here, so be prepared for an ass whoopin'"
"The creative team is awesome :D Ask Jason about his comic."
"I'm not vegetarian, but the food is amazing. Faux-beef taste just like the real deal."
"If you live in the back, the back gate is open 24-7."
"Walls block the waves from coming inland, gotta swim out farther."
"3-6pm rush hour. Just walk around and have fun."