"Really poor service.. The server was in such a hurry she spilled tea on my food"
"The use of leaf blowers is highly encouraged"
"Bring cash.. But you get a free drink if you use the ATM"
"Best gyros in Columbia! I work at a Greek restaurant and this is hands down the best"
"Good food but hands down the worst experience I've had at a restaurant in a long time. 30 minutes to get 3 slices, 10 more minutes to get a beer, and $8.95 pitchers when it's not Mon or Tue. Fuck that"