"Prices on the menu are not the same as the prices on your check."
"Rootinest tootinest bar in queens. Feels like midnight at noon on a sunny day"
"I don't leave many tips, but I must say that the Caesar salad here is the best I've had in 6 years in New York."
"I created this place. You're welcome"
"Lemonade a bit tart for my taste, but extremely attentive service, AND they have a gift shop."