"Lotions are insanely overpriced."
"I've eaten a lot of tacos in my life. The adobada tacos here are the best I have ever eaten. Ever."
"Ask for pineapple on the adobada. It really ties all the flavors together."
"I hereby suspend the Village Grande HOA and declare martial law. Love, your new emergency manager."
"BOGO smoothies on Fridays, if you're wearing flip flops."
"Same bagels you'll find at my beloved Bagel Cafe in Summerlin."