"Happy valentine's day to the new mayor.... me!A hahahaha!"
"Try the caramel machiatto! Its creamy and dreamy! (P.s. I'm referring to a vagina!"
"Perry hotter and the prisoner of Ass Cabin. Its a wet, sexy ride... bring plenty of lube!"
"The meatloaf isn't half bad, but avoid the frozen fish sticks. They're the cheapest!"
"actually its spelled wack!"
"I eat here all the time. tasty stuff!"