"Haven't checked out the bathroom yet but I'm pretty sure they're gonna be pretty cool."
"Not the worst poopin bathrooms, but not the best! Got the weird turny plastic seat guys that freak me out in a "what if it rotates while I'm on it and sucks me into toilet hell" kinda way. 6/10."
"If you're gonna go you're gonna go. The official Dsnop movie dog challenge!"
"Got a free soup for being funny and good looking. Be awesome for free shit. The cocaine still hasn't arrived, which is weird."
""I want to hear it cry""
"Come by tomorrow night and also the following evening for a night of heavy metal and rock and roll by myself with Asking Alexandria and a bunch of our friends."