"If you're gonna stay here, make sure you bring toilet paper."
"Welcome to the home of TAPNYC! Show up on time and don't leave early!"
"Join us for the late night double feature (rocky horror) picture show!"
"What good is sitting alone in your room? Come here the music play! Cabaret opens February 23rd and runs through March 4th."
"If you're a, member of World Gym, get your discount card! Equivalent of an enhancer!"