"Show staff your current check in and get a special treat!"
"Menu pricing is outdated, fyi."
"The shot clinic wait here seems to get longer with each visit, even when there's only one person on the sign in list. Bring a book!"
"Totally lame that they charge extra if your shirt isn't 100% cotton."
"Try whatever's on the menu so you don't insult the hostess O.o"
"Try the chicken soup- trust me!"