"If you have a car bigger than a mini park your car elsewhere! The car park is tight, very tight!"
"great place for a wine or two on the decking outside"
"Order anything! It's all great!"
"Don't order the Chicken Kiev, you may be disappointed."
"Head straight for Smelly Cheese, then take your time to look for the perfect fruit, small good or preserve to accompany your cheese!!!"
"If the pools are full... try BJB 1 for some free computers!"