"Prime Rib yada, yada.. Epic people watching."
"Come thirsty! Wine is abound!"
"There are 7 doors in the office, only 2 of which open. Play a fun game to find the functioning doors."
"The foie gras is divine"
"They are incapable of properly marketing so I'll do it for them - leagues are M-W til 9PM and Thurs til close."
"Avalon is a great crowd-pleaser medium bodied cab."