Richard Hunter

"A certain, "Je ne sais pas""

"I came in one day and this place was killer.... This Grier G guy was dancin behind the bar with some sort of an absurdly adolescent shineboxin son of a bitch and I got in "the mood" to... Great O.F.'s"

"Watch out for that Rainey, she don't hear very well and one time she brought me the wrong order and when I spoke up about it she threw a bunch of pepper relish in my lap.... Oysters are spectacular!!"

"Someone definitely had an accident in their pants near the ab coasters... Jussayin"

"Ask ur server about the Gordos bowling team!"

"They have mcgriddle flavored ice cream in this bitch, but it's not advertised so you have to wink your left eye and ask for the "hotness in a can" to get it..."