"Alex is a great bartender. Makes one of the best moscow mules one ever had. Go sit at the bar!"
"This place tries to hard to be trendy and fails. Miserably. Terrible techno music in the lobby. IKEA threw up in here."
"You have to see James. He's a miracle worker."
"Piercers are awesome guys!"
"They put honey on a pizza and it's fanfuckingtastic!!!"
"I just walked into the place and I'm already in love with it!!"