"Shipley Donuts is in terminal B."
"Nothing beats the red velvet twinkies - and trust me, I've tried everything."
"Caesar salad tastes like McDonalds. Not impressed. Overrated. Guess I should've had the corn bread."
"The manager, Sofia, is the best. Very efficient bikini waxer. Pedicure is very thorough too."
"Carrot Harissa dip- yum. So original and delicious."
"Most ghetto Trader Joe's I've been to. Didn't even know that was possible"