"Walk in. Sit. Say the words "Noah, make me something interesting". Sip. Enjoy. 5 easy steps to bliss."
"3 words. Oh, seven, cab."
"Try the 3.95 burger at Louie's. It only costs 10.95."
"Great wines. Great staff. Awesome patio. Brad does an outstanding job of showcasing the wines."
"Not true! Average food and good service is a better description."