"They will get your order wrong and then blame it on loud music. No shit; turn the music down. "Seasoned fries" are completely unseasoned--not even any salt. Not sure how this place is a pub."
"This is my third time here. Each time they are "short-staffed" with three employees and say the two cars ahead of me will cause an extra hour wait. I don't know what I was expecting."
"What are the odds that every cashier here has down syndrome?"
"The swiss mushroom burger is crap. The mushrooms taste like canned, jelly mushrooms and gravy. Pre-war, probably."