"Garlic edamame is out of this world! I could *almost* eat just that. Almost."
"Sound system not the greatest..."
"Not ghetto enough for the Loin, not shishi enough for the Nob. Don't pick anything up off the ground. Coffee's excellent!"
"Caffeine and big data - two of my favorite things."
"Iced mint mojito coffee and pork sausage breakfast burrito are the best things I've ever put in my mouth! New favorite."
"Order the coconut latte immediately! But have them go light on the sweet, it was too overpowering for my taste."