"I accidental broke the butter dispenser...again. Sorry guys!"
"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
""You'll shoot your eye out!""
"Its been four days since I've seen the sun. Food and water supplies are running low. Why am I talking to a volleyball? WILSON!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh... everything that guy just said is bull****... Thank you."