"Anytime you come here you have to try moms raspberry dessert, or the pasta salad!"
"Traffic blows after 330 pm every week day until about 730pm."
"Good basketball court and weight room is pretty nice. Except when the body bearers come down and make everyone look small as shit"
"Enjoy a Friday night parade, or a fun filled night of drinking and waxing floors. Always a good time on the Color Guard Deck"