"This used to be the actual backstage of the theater where a dude allegedly hung himself back in the day. Soak it in."
"Homeboy is playing some of the best east coast hardcore and doom. Oh, the girls are awesome too!"
"Walked in after work, waited half an hour to order, got no service. Bartender said to wait for the cocktailer, who never acknowledged me. Gave up. Plenty of better bars nearby."
"Possibly the best French toast I've ever had."
"Doobie Dog guards the stoop. The residents here are pretty much the coolest people in town."
"Sway bar is fucking sweet"