"The music can be a little loud. But let's face it, you're not here for the music."
"Notary public services are fast and efficient."
"The ONLY good thing about this Walmart."
"Overzealous fake cops at the door. Get a warrant, idiot."
"Just how 'Mexican' this place is can be debated. Doesn't stop it from being a must-do in San Antonio :3"