"Unless you're a 5ft Asian guy with tits bigger than Arnold, don't even bother trying to wait in line. You'll get fucked by the 3 inch dick of the "law"."
"The Philly cheesesteak is the bomb-diggity!"
"Don't lock your bikes outside, because some asshole will cut your lock and steal it"
"Bring a flask, you'll thank yourself later."
"Closes at 4pm now... Buyers beware."