"Free wi-fi. Ask to unplug and re-plug the router of you can't connect."
"use the bathroom before you go, because Merlin's Restroom is a single stall..."
"Get the crisps that come with the burgers - precisely what crisps should be, at least to this Yank. Also, there are worse draughts than Finnegan's, a delightful medium-bodied local Irish amber."
"Long lines throughout the day, throughout the school year. If you want to get served more quickly, just order a Brewed Coffee..."